somebody snuck up and got me drunk
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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