I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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