I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
