yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
either way he was missing a nipple.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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