WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
