Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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