She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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