Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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