I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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