We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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