apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
