i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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