she takes plan B like it's going out of style
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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