bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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