I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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