i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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