So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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