..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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