If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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