I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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