no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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