That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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