I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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