She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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