The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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