I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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