matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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