Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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