You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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