Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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