U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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