there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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