I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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