i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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