Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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