is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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