It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
