so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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