So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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