If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Mom said you looked used
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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