My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
my shit smells like andre
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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