dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
