is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
