I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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