How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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