he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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