If i come over, it means nothing
my being single is dangerous.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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