Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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