I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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