dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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